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Post by The Dungeon Master on Mar 19, 2006 6:24:17 GMT -5
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Post by jen on Mar 19, 2006 10:41:39 GMT -5
If you even think for a moment that I will now not bring the "Benny Hill" theme on CD next Saturday, you're wrong. ;D The mere thought cracked me up beyond belief.
J.
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Post by eighteez on Mar 19, 2006 12:52:22 GMT -5
oh lord thats hilarious stuff.
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Post by The Dungeon Master on Mar 19, 2006 14:18:39 GMT -5
If you even think for a moment that I will now not bring the "Benny Hill" theme on CD next Saturday, you're wrong. ;D The mere thought cracked me up beyond belief. J. Don't make me get the vampire.  |
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Post by jen on Mar 20, 2006 8:32:37 GMT -5
aaaaaahhhhhhh! No! In hindsight, perhaps Artaxia may have overreacted. But I remember reading someplace that druids hate the undead with a passion. I figured she'd never submit.  And, really, neither would I. |
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Post by The Dungeon Master on Mar 20, 2006 9:11:01 GMT -5
aaaaaahhhhhhh! No! In hindsight, perhaps Artaxia may have overreacted. But I remember reading someplace that druids hate the undead with a passion. I figured she'd never submit. And, really, neither would I. Then you played it perfectly! |
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Post by louist on Apr 5, 2006 17:11:21 GMT -5
Some funny stuff, and more than a few I've seen happen One I missed, though: "#301- My character will not will himself to die to avoid wetting himself while under the hold person spell." |
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Post by bastion on May 5, 2006 16:04:52 GMT -5
#302 I will not bug the DM for EXP's while still camping out in the field.
#303 If i do bug the DM for exp's and he tells me im 500 from a level,I will not atempt to take "guard duty" and get my 500 exp's while my fellow party members are prone and flat footed'sleeping".
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Post by louist on May 26, 2006 2:05:47 GMT -5
#304- "LeechLoot" and "LeechExp" are not actual spells and, even if they were, I would not be allowed to cast it on other party members, not even the Pally."
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Post by hyarion on Aug 31, 2006 14:06:04 GMT -5
The link has changed, is it found somewhere else?
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Post by hyarion on Sept 1, 2006 15:20:09 GMT -5
Thanks.
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Post by flash on Oct 26, 2006 13:21:55 GMT -5
158. I will not declare myself a god just so I can grant myself spells.
231. I am not allowed to do anything that would make a Sith Lord cry.
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Post by flash on Oct 26, 2006 15:00:54 GMT -5
Yea the list is now 2957 here are the ons i added
2954: Be a Lizard folk, wearing a red silk cape yelling “I pity the Fool” does not add to you Intimidate check.
2955: Said Lizard folk can not convince the druid to turn into a Great White shark so you can throw her at the main boss.
2956: A Dwarf cut in half by a tree Ent’s +5 Scythe does not get will save because it was a tree Ent.
2957: Animal companions are not anchors for ropes
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Post by hyarion on Oct 27, 2006 15:14:44 GMT -5
2958: If playing any feline race, may not jump off of high places just to see how many times you can land on your feet.
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And, really, neither would I.